I woke early this morning feeling like my throat had been welded together and my head was going to explode, i grappled around in my bed for my mobile to ring the boss to let him know that i cant make it out of bed, let alone travel to work, when he eventually answered i opened my mouth but only a squeak came out, i eventually got out in a deep man/beast voice that i felt awful and i would see him tomorrow. I lay there feeling very sorry for myself not only that i felt ill, but there was no-one to whinge at that i felt so ill! Drifting in and and out of a sickly slumber Jeremy Kyle woke me up shouting at one of his many unfortunate guests. Looking out the window I suddenly realised "Ive got a day off wohoo" i started planning in my head to go Christmas shopping, meeting one of the girls for lunch wow the worlds my oyster??? But as i threw the quilt off me dizziness set in and i realised i wasn't going anywhere and i had a bit of a problem, i had a head that was pounding, and it felt like someone was stabbing me in the left eye and no medication anywhere in the flat? This is when you need a man or a mother that lives near by, or friends that don't work!
Suddenly having a bright spark idea that i don't need tablets oh no, i must have something around the flat somewhere that can take this pain away, let me see......Vic's hmmmm no, Vaseline....no, indigestion relief......damn it nothing, oh my god i was going to dye of a cold and headache right here and no one will realise till at least a couple of days, and by then the mad man living downstairs will probably of eaten me!
At 4 i realised no one was going to come and save me and i was going to have to walk (all by myself) to the corner shop and be a adult about things. I found my baseball cap threw on my tracksuit and walked very slowly there, got my life saving tablets and walked home. New Years resolution 1. find a man to get my tablets for me when I'm sick!
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